Na na na na....BATMAN!

I am Batman!

















Check out my long black cape- it allows me to fly (even though I am told Batman does not fly).















My superpowers allow me to stand on one leg...while holding on to something!
















Oh oh crime stoppers. There's an A.P.B. out for the capture of this man. Have you seen him? He looks dangerous...

Editor's Note: Batman has discovered his dad's college ID












I've spotted him.
BAM!%$ SPLAT@#!# KABOOM&*!%@

Be worried- I will save you.